a humorus little adventure
this was a fun, if short, game. the premise is interesting, although kind of weird [what did this chump do to piss off so many six-legged critters, anyway?] the controls are a little too loose, and it's a little too easy, but it's funny, and apparently made in just two days-- which you wouldn't be able to tell were it not in the author's comments. and, as always, the kitten gets all the p00n.
a pretty awesome game!
this is clearly the most upgrade-centric games on NG, and i love it for that. it's quite shameless, and somewhat humorous.
I AM A WINNER FOREVER.
a pretty good platformer
i hesitate to refer to this as an "rpg", as such elements are light outside of level-grinding, and the story (in keeping with the rest of the "elephant" games) is almost nonexistent, aside from your standard quest to kill someone who done you wrong-- in this case a bastard mammoth.
however, it's still good, just not very deep. the mindless fetch quests and accumulation of power are fun, and the writing has quite a bit of humor in it. what more can you ask of a flash game?
however, the enemies never really go beyond early-level back-mounted-laser fodder, and most of them just wander around to potentially fall to their deaths.
it still is a fun little way to waste 40 minutes or so, though, and another fine entry in the series of blue elephant games.
fun, pretty original, and well animated!
a fun and addicting game with an interesting "upgrade tree" of sorts and some amusing awards. a nice divergence from the constant stream of zombie apocalypse top-down games. when the giant amoeba uprising occurs, my investments in swords larger then my body will at last be vindicated.
a funny, fun, n' sadistic game with lots n' lots of fart noises and beans. awesome, and somewhat what is expected from the creator of "thing-thing".
awesomeley derivative, with interesting puzzle/action mechanics.
this is one of the best games if not the best game i have played on NG. smooth controls, an engaging story, humor, and mild challenge come together to create this momentous achievement. just... awesome.
best ng platformer so far
a fun and difficult platformer with awesome graphics, music, and level design. at times it had "robot unicorn attack" levels of difficulty, a huge plus. also, the protagonist looks like a cyborg Bruce Willis, which is the best thing ever.
the most addictive game ever...
i'd complain about "selling out", but i'm having too much fun bending puny mortals to my will. this unholy abomination has consumed my life. thank you?
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