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Mittens Mittens

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a humorus little adventure

this was a fun, if short, game. the premise is interesting, although kind of weird [what did this chump do to piss off so many six-legged critters, anyway?] the controls are a little too loose, and it's a little too easy, but it's funny, and apparently made in just two days-- which you wouldn't be able to tell were it not in the author's comments. and, as always, the kitten gets all the p00n.

Upgrade Complete! Upgrade Complete!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

a pretty awesome game!

this is clearly the most upgrade-centric games on NG, and i love it for that. it's quite shameless, and somewhat humorous.


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Elephant Quest Elephant Quest

Rated 4 / 5 stars

a pretty good platformer

i hesitate to refer to this as an "rpg", as such elements are light outside of level-grinding, and the story (in keeping with the rest of the "elephant" games) is almost nonexistent, aside from your standard quest to kill someone who done you wrong-- in this case a bastard mammoth.
however, it's still good, just not very deep. the mindless fetch quests and accumulation of power are fun, and the writing has quite a bit of humor in it. what more can you ask of a flash game?
however, the enemies never really go beyond early-level back-mounted-laser fodder, and most of them just wander around to potentially fall to their deaths.
it still is a fun little way to waste 40 minutes or so, though, and another fine entry in the series of blue elephant games.

Creative Kill Chamber Creative Kill Chamber

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


fun, pretty original, and well animated!

Amorphous+ Amorphous+

Rated 5 / 5 stars

pretty win!

a fun and addicting game with an interesting "upgrade tree" of sorts and some amusing awards. a nice divergence from the constant stream of zombie apocalypse top-down games. when the giant amoeba uprising occurs, my investments in swords larger then my body will at last be vindicated.

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Stinky Bean Stinky Bean

Rated 5 / 5 stars


a funny, fun, n' sadistic game with lots n' lots of fart noises and beans. awesome, and somewhat what is expected from the creator of "thing-thing".

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Vertical Drop Heroes Vertical Drop Heroes

Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesomeley derivative, with interesting puzzle/action mechanics.

Level Up! Level Up!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my god...

this is one of the best games if not the best game i have played on NG. smooth controls, an engaging story, humor, and mild challenge come together to create this momentous achievement. just... awesome.

League of Evil League of Evil

Rated 5 / 5 stars

best ng platformer so far

a fun and difficult platformer with awesome graphics, music, and level design. at times it had "robot unicorn attack" levels of difficulty, a huge plus. also, the protagonist looks like a cyborg Bruce Willis, which is the best thing ever.

Doodle God Doodle God

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the most addictive game ever...

i'd complain about "selling out", but i'm having too much fun bending puny mortals to my will. this unholy abomination has consumed my life. thank you?

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